What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?